And the Weasel Strikes Again

by Laura Parker Roerden

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We had an entire blessed week of quiet here on the weasel front. I no longer braced myself before I walked into the coop. We had stopped leaving the lights on all night. I had turned off the baby monitor. I had stopped walking the perimeter.

But this morning, after I fed the chickens, as an afterthought I looked behind the egg boxes and there it was: a headless aracauna chicken, a heritage breed from Chile. Aracaunas are among my favorite chickens. They are the ones that lay the bluish green eggs that look like paint chips or something you’d find in a fairy tale.

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Each aracuana hen is different. Some are speckled beige and black; others are reddish brown. This one that was the most recent kill was a heartbreakingly almost cerulean grey.

In that moment I wanted to be like Scarlett O’Hara and just close the door to the coop.

I can’t think about that right now. If I do, I’ll go crazy. I’ll think about that tomorrow.

But I didn’t.

Instead, I went inside the farmhouse. I took a deep breath. I maybe cried a little. I sent a pressing work email out about a book project. And then once again got back to examining the crime scene with our handyman Keith. We found paint chips and dust disturbed around an area of chicken wire that might provide about an inch of opening: likely the place of entry. We closed more holes.

I went back to the hardware store.

“Do you think the fox pee will work?” I ask the man in the paint department, who no doubt knows me as the weasel lady. “There’s no coyote pee left.”

“The coyote urine had opened all over the floor,” the clerk explained patiently. “We had to dispense of it quickly. It leaves quite the stench.”

“Yes,” I nod knowingly.

When did this happen? When did I begin spending mornings discussing the merits of various dehydrated urines?

I purchase the fox urine, feeling slightly more like Scarlet vowing to rebuild Tara as I leave.

Afterall, tomorrow is another day.

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Goodbye, Weasels!

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Most games have a buzzer that goes off, signaling its end. Victory is declared for whomever is ahead at that moment. Life is not quite like that. Though, as my good friend and comedian Dana Gould once quipped, “What hasn’t killed you, isn’t finished with you yet.”

So, it’s with great caution that I announce that we’ve finally secured our chickens from the weasel(s). We could not have done it without the dedication of our handyman Keith, who not only spent two entire nights sitting in darkness in a cold barn staking the critter out, but also came every morning around 5 am for days in other attempts to secure the coop and to give me a chance to go to bed for a couple hours before I had to get up the kids.

As you know from following the posts here, this entire experience has been a barn raising, with so many friends and family showing up in so many ways. Showing up is one of the greatest gifts you can give someone. Even the texts from my friends asking, “How did it go?” or saying, “Take a nap” brought a certain feeling of security to me at a time when I at best felt like a failure and at worst felt under a certain siege.

These small problems in our lives, of course, happen in a backdrop of seemingly insurmountable societal problems. It’s been a crappy fall out in the world and in so many of the people I love lives. Every headless chicken lying in the mud begged me to try to make meaning of it.

I’ve tried not to take the bait. It’s just too big. The best meaning I can make at this time—in the wake of the Ferguson decision; in a world where the U.S. puts the most powerful climate denier in the senate in charge of our climate policy; in face of dear friends who are battling cancer, job loss, divorce—is that yes, sometimes it’s true that the fox (or in this case, weasel) is guarding the hen house. And we might not have the answers. Or feel like we have the words. But we need to show up, because it’s going to keep busting our butts if we don’t.

But since that doesn’t sound very Thanksgiving-ey,  I want to also offer this poem by Mary Oliver, who is better at making meaning from the world than I.

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Our back pasture, reclaimed by the hard work of Ed Parker using heavy equipment for a solid week and our farm campers donning clippers and weeding for many, many days. Photo © Zophia Dadlez

Messenger
by Mary Oliver

My work is loving the world.
Here the sunflowers, there the hummingbird—
equal seekers of sweetness.
Here the quickening yeast; there the blue plums.
Here the clam deep in the speckled sand.

Are my boots old? Is my coat torn?
Am I no longer young, and still not half-perfect? Let me
keep my mind on what matters,
which is my work,

which is mostly standing still and learning to be
astonished.
The phoebe, the delphinium.
The sheep in the pasture, and the pasture.
Which is mostly rejoicing, since all the ingredients are here,

which is gratitude, to be given a mind and a heart
and these body-clothes,
a mouth with which to give shouts of joy
to the moth and the wren, to the sleepy dug-up clam,
telling them all, over and over, how it is
that we live forever.

Wishing you all the gifts of gratitude in our lives. And for the times when you can’t muster gratitude, the gift of showing up.

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Seven Random Things I’ve Learned from Weasels

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The news on the weasel front here at the farm is not good. Despite the heroic efforts of just about anyone who would be on my desert island list because of their superior survival skills, the weasel is winning. Killing has escalated, no doubt because winter is approaching and weasels are notorious for building a food cache. I’ve entered the barn in the morning to find as many as four more birds dead in one wild spree.

Since this whole weasel incident started three weeks ago, we’ve tried everything. We’ve airlifted sentimental favorites to a safe house. We’ve chalk dusted the perimeter of the barn each night with hopes of revealing the animal’s entry point. I’ve stayed up all night with a baby monitor crackling near my head, (not) sleeping in my clothes, flashlight and shovel at the ready. We’ve set traps; arranged for ways to re-home the entire remaining 80 birds. We’ve positioned two different types of critter cams using our most recent intelligence on likely entry points. We’ve had a team of friends, my nephew Ed and niece Tracy, farm campers, and our trusty handyman Keith helping to find holes as small as two inches and cover them with chicken wire; each time we look finding new holes. Hey, I’ve even got an former Marine on our team, so we’ve got some pretty good moves in our arsenal despite our ineffectiveness to end the slaughter.

I don’t like to lose. I never have liked it, but that’s not the point. Three weeks of awakening to birds you have nurtured since chick-dom decapitated and splayed on the ground of the coop affects a person. In my sleep deprived state, here are a few random things I’ve learned.

1. Chickens are surprisingly silent many, many hours each night, though they nearly always percolate with a low level cooing that sounds like the lapping of waves coming in to a dock.

2. Several roosters together have a call and response pattern to their crowing that makes visible the end points in a coop. I am certain I could navigate that dark coop now, using only their crows for guidance as if listening for a fog horn navigating dangerous shoals.

3. Roosters wake up at 3:00 am in the morning. Really. That might be the real reason the weasel is killing: to make them stop.

4. Weasels are the LeBron James of the northeast woodland community. They have nearly supernatural capabilities. Built like torpedoes to fit through the smallest of holes (2 inches or smaller), they are still have strong and big enough jaws and teeth to snap off the neck of an animal several times bigger than they are.

5. Front row seats to predation has a way of complicating things. Yesterday, despite the fact that I needed to get the beef stew I had planned on making into the slow cooker as early as possible, I simply could not stomach cutting chuck roast into smaller bits. I instead went to the barn and fed our cows their hay; lingering with them and appreciating the wisps of steam snaking up from their noses into the cold, thin air as they ate.

6. We have the kindest friends, kids, family, farm campers, handyman, and tribe around us who have showed up in ways too numerous to even list. I’m pretty sure that weasel didn’t intend to remind me of this, but as we head into Thanksgiving I am grateful for this deepening awareness.

7. Sometimes what we see when we lift the veil is admittedly not very pretty. But if you are willing to walk the perimeter of the dark, torn edges you’ll find a never-ending stream of new holes where light still gets in.

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A Farm Family

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We’ve had a couple challenging weeks here at the farm. A weasel has been getting into the chicken coop and biting heads off of our newly-raised heritage breed Delawares. Mornings I’ll enter the coop and cringe—another headless chicken lying on the ground, already stiff.

At first, I could joke about it. “It’s either Ozzy Ozbourne or it might be a weasel.” Or “The least they could do is pluck it for me, too.” I’m not laughing now.

One of the birds killed was the smallest of the flock and my youngest child’s favorite. Most days Ben would come off the bus, go to the barn, and come back to the house with this little Delaware in his arms: he called her Lucy. He sobbed when I told him I had found her dead. Ben and I buried Lucy in a driving, cold rain. He made his own little homemade cross to put on the grave.

We’re up to about twenty birds taken, despite five separate attempts by three different men at closing holes in our 18th century barn. “The place looks like Fort Knox,” my nephew Ed said just last week, when he showed up again to help solve the problem. That was three or five chickens killed ago. I’m not sure. I’ve lost count.

Our handyman Keith is here again today, closing up more holes, investigating the crime scene, dusting for prints. It can feel discouraging, like playing Whack-a-Mole. Solve one problem on a farm and another surfaces.

Yesterday, I had our trusty Farm Campers here (ages 8-14), helping to close up more holes and restore order to the coop. Two of the eight year old boys found over seventy eggs hidden among the hay bales for the cows.  We laughed as the eggs in the pail mounted as more and more clutches were found: one clutch on the top of the bales; another between two bales; a third beneath the second and then a fourth in a nest of hay on the ground. I think we all have a soft spot for renegade hens, who make their own way in the world.

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The Farm Campers left the barn last night confident, having safely tucked the chickens in for the night and turned off the lights.  We felt ready for our next challenge, discussing over dinner the lambs we were planning to purchase in the spring and the llama we thought it prudent to procure as a guard animal.

And then BAM, I found another bird this morning behind the nesting boxes, headless, when I went to the barn to feed the cows. Most of the time, I take these setbacks in stride. But this morning, I just couldn’t. I fell apart, my entire body heaving with tears, a new wave of grief about my father and my brother Dave’s passing washing over me. This sort of thing would have never have happened on their watch, I realize, and fresh sobs come. Grief is just like that weasel, finding holes to squeeze through.

Once I had calmed and disposed of the bird, I sent out a text to my gang: my nephew Ed, the farm camp manager Evan, our handy man Keith, my co-farm camp leader Yvette and within moments offers of help came in. One would find a critter cam; another was on his way with a hammer; and a have-a-heart trap was being procured. It can be amazing, just like that, too, this thing called farming.

My tasks for today included sorting through pictures of our recent Farm Camp Friend-raiser, which we held Columbus Day weekend. The Farm Campers, ages 8-16, had pulled off a wonderful afternoon and evening at the farm, complete with old fashioned games like sack races, donut-on-a-string eating, and egg ‘n spoon races; seasonal treats like maple sugar cotton candy and home-made baked goods; tractor pictures; a BBQ; a chance to feed the animals; songs by the bonfire; and an ending paper lantern ceremony with over 80 wonderful friends and family in attendance.

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In doing so, they had raised enough money to buy their very own lambs so that they could learn how to run a farm micro-business.

As I opened and edited pictures, my heart filled with gratitude and a sense of a different kind of farm family, the kind that Evan Maeitta referred to when he surprised me with this, “We’re not just farm hands, we’re a farm family” on the back of the Jo-Erl Farm Camp t-shirts.

Yes, it’s true we’re a fifth generation family farm. But we’re also a farm family, the kind that sings around a bonfire, roots out hidden eggs, and does our best to keep weasels at bay.

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The Jo-Erl Farm Camp is currently taking new members, ages 8-18 (meeting on Thursdays after school). There is no fee for being a part of Farm Camp, but the kids do run fundraiser here and there to fund their special projects. Farm Camp is currently selling two fabulous items.

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bagsOwn a Jo-Erl Farm Camp sourvenir mason jar mug (16 oz.) or a grain bag tote bag, each for $10.00. The grain bag totes feature different animals and are a wonderful solution to mounting grain bags that can not be recycled.

Just leave a message here if you’re interested in purchasing either with your email address and we’ll be in touch.

Please consider yourself part of our farm family.

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A Day in the Life of a (Part-time) Farmer

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by Laura Parker Roerden

5:30 am (May 8, 2014).  I’m awakened by my cell phone ringing and the accompanying chime of a left voicemail message. It’s the post office calling: they have my forty baby chicks. The ones that were not supposed to come for three weeks. (Who knew that the post office opens at 5:30 am?)

I head to the barn and feed and water the grown chickens and the thirty, four-week old chicks, who now have their pin feathers and no longer require a heat lamp.  If you listen here you’ll notice the sounds of farming are not unlike those you hear in a restaurant kitchen. Grains are spilled, cascading notes of aluminum and steel clash, voices compete for real estate.

I collect the eggs, separating the warm-to-the-touch ones so that I can notify a customer that the fertilized eggs she wants for incubation are ready are to be picked up. In a modern twist, I text her a simple message: “12 eggs, warm to touch.” Like a summoned midwife, she replies: “I’m on my way.”

My nephew Ed Parker comes into the barn to feed the cows. His head nearly brushes the low ceiling as he stands with a rubber pail full of grain and we talk over the timing of CSA beef deliveries and the awaited cash flow. He heads into the free-stall barn. I can see through the still open door the crowd of expectant cows’ faces awaiting him.

The brooder needs to be cleaned for the new chicks now surprise arrival, so I grab a shovel and wheelbarrow. When people picture farming, they no doubt picture sunrise moments of planting seeds and feeding animals. But the unromantic truth is: farming is 90% poop removal. I hastily prop the brooder door open with the nearest thing available—a hammer. In the middle of this most odious of tasks, my cell phone rings: it’s the post office again. Yes, yes, yes. I’m coming.

In the confusion of grabbing my cell phone, the hammer falls and a two foot line of chicken wire scrapes my face from forehead to chin as the brooder door slams shut on my hand. Fortunately, there is no mirror in the barn, but I imagine I look like someone who has had a run in with a rake. This particular injury must remind me of childhood, because I swear I smell the iodine that my mother would have used on such a wound. I run my fingers over the jagged cuts and wonder if it will leave a scar.

Ed finishes feeding the cows, then heads to the post office to retrieve the chicks, so I can be on site to finish the brooder and sell the fertilized eggs to the woman who is on her way. I hide my face behind my hair so as to not have to explain what just happened.

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The box the chicks were shipped in.

The woman arrives and introduces herself; we shake hands, and I hand her the dozen of eggs I have kept warm in the sun. She hands me the money and tells me about her children, grades 7 and 4, and how excited they are to be hatching their own chicks. She had confessed to me when we spoke on the phone earlier that they had lost their previous backyard chickens to predators, but there is no mention of anything in this encounter but the counting of days to the coming of new life.

The handyman who is preparing our Big Red Barn for a paint job shows up and we exchange “good mornings” as he gets to work on the historic windows that need puttying. Swallows, bees, and squirrels are already abuzz around his worksite protesting the disturbance.

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I call the local grain store to make sure that they have finally gotten in the fifty pound bags of chick crumbles that they didn’t have over the weekend; then head off to gather 200 lbs of grain.  I arrive to find the feed store manager turning over his 10 x 20 garden by hand. With a shovel. He is already soiled in sweat and happy to stop to help me. We chat casually about peacocks and a local man who made some good money selling them.

A big cattle rig from a local farm pulls up as I finish paying for my order. The son of a farmer who my father taught how to dairy farm hops out of the cab of the pickup after having perfectly backed it into the space where the hay will be loaded on. I think of my own seven-year old son, who plays with a miniature rig of this very kind and his own backing into imaginary adventures on the floor of our farmhouse.

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Now it’s back to the barn, where Ed has already settled the chicks into the brooder. “How many were dead?” I ask. “None,” Ed answers. Without another word between us, Ed unloads the grain I have just bought, I grab the chick waterer and food tray and fill them. He’s off to his next thing before I come back with the water.

I put the waterer in the brooder and touch the water with my fingers and bring a single bead to the beaks of one chick after another. The chicks come to the waterer like a magnet drawn north. I indulge in a few moments of touching the birds, knowing that their imprinting on me will help in the coming free ranging, as they learn the confines of their world as drawn by the comings and goings of their surrogate parent.

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Black australops are heritage breed chickens.

I next prepare a  beef share for later delivery to Boston, where errands related to my other job and time with dear friends await. I leave notes for the children, who will later check on the chicks and close up the bigger chickens for the night. Good night, great green field, I whisper as I drive away.

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Picking Out Chicks!

It’s spring, which means it’s time to incubate and brood baby chicks. But which ones to add to Jo-Erl Farm this year? Normally, we purchase  50-75 new laying hen chicks to diversify and stabilize production. I think of these hens as the workhorses of the farm.

Rhode Island Reds and White Leghorns are what my grandfather had on our farm when it was solely a poultry, before my father made it into a dairy. My grandmother used to say with a certain eye roll that they had to have both brown egg and white egg layers in those days because people were particular about which type of egg they bought. Both of these breeds are great layers (6-7 each a week) and are bred for the cold New England winters.

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My grandfather George Parker on the farm with some of his free-range hens back in the 1950s.

When we added chickens back to our farm we started with the heritage breed Rhode Island Reds and then added some others: Dominiques, which were what the Pilgrims and other European settlers brought with them to the New (to them) World and Araucanas, a breed from Chile and the only chicken breed that lays green and blue eggs uniquely shaded to each individual bird. Really! You can tell which bird laid which egg by the shade of the bluish green in the egg. (We think that’s extraordinary; every morning our nesting boxes have eggs that call to mind paint flecks in colors like seaglass, freshwater, thermal spring, or blue Nile.)

Why Heritage Breeds?

In the last century, we have lost nearly 75% of our food diversity because of the focus of large commercialized poultries on single breeds. Some of those old fashioned breeds had nearly died out because of disuse. Heritage breed farmers commit to bringing those breeds back, adding genetic diversity back into the food supply, as well as into our diets. We can think of a lot of reasons why we like heritage breeds here at Jo-Erl Farm. It just seems right to have the breeds milling about that were common when our farmhouse and barn were built pre-Civil War. And we know that the diversity that these breeds add to a farm promotes disease resistance.

Each year we add one new breed, so we can keep track of the age of the birds. One year, we’ll add Rhode Island Reds (which are conveniently red); the next year Dominiques (which are speckled black and white.) But what to add this year? We do not currently have all black or all white birds, so the obvious choice in our garanimals approach to chicken farming is one of either all white or all black heritage birds.

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So what did we order? (Drum roll please. . . )

Black Australops, which are designated as “recovering” on heritage breed lists. They are great layers, with a friendly disposition, and also considered to be dual purpose (meat and laying) birds.

We’re also offering all natural fed, free-range heritage meat birds this year: The Delaware, which grows to an average of 6.5 lbs. Unlike the birds bred for commercial chicken meat, which are hybrids bred to grow frighteningly quickly, this bird will take a full four to five months to mature, making them available for meat CSA customers in August.

We are also entertaining the odd request from one of the children or Farm Campers—mostly to satisfy a whim. We really want a couple of these crazy looking Polish Hens! They don’t lay many eggs, but they sure are cute.

(Shhhh. There’s talk about starting a Chicken Showroom (TM) in one of our other barns. . . So you might want to plan a visit to the farm this summer. More surprises in store.)

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Salt from the Earth and a Karina Dresses #Frockstar: a Home-Grown Partnership

by Laura Parker Roerden

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Many of you know that I’ve been a green ambassador for Karina Dresses for some time now—bringing tips for green living to the Karina Nation through their blog.

Karina Dresses and Jo-Erl Farm have a lot in common. Founder Karina Cousineau is from Uxbridge, MA, where Jo-Erl Farm has fed five generations during our various incarnations as a poultry, a dairy, and now offering grassfed beef and pastured poultry. I remember Karina and her mother Lorraine and sister Pat sewing in her childhood home back in the 1970s, where I would visit with Karina’s younger sister Su and a large group of closely knit girls including Jane Clarke, Gail Carey, Lauren Steele, Christine Gervais, Deb Lamontagne and Jeanne Beaumier. I’m grateful to say that 45 years later, that group of close knit girls all still retain our friendships as women, along with our fondness for things local, home made, and sown (or sewn) with care.

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Karina has founded her company on those very principles: her dresses are handmade here in the U.S. with love. And her commitment is to empowering women of all ages with dresses for every body. I like the slightly nostalgic feel of her designs and their easy-wear comfort, which reminds me of the dresses my grandmother wore every day of her life on the farm. I’ve worn Karina Dresses to the beach, to meetings, on dates, to evening functions, fundraisers, to church, and yes, even occasionally to the barn, before I dash off to somewhere else.

The author wearing a Jenny, by Karina Dresses, which she has styled for Valentines Day. Share the love.
The author wearing a Jenny, by Karina Dresses, which she has styled for Valentines Day. Share the love.
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This is currently my favorite Karina Dress: the Patti. It has pockets!
The author in her favorite Karina Dress: the Patti. It has pockets!

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10 Things About Cows That Will Amaze You

Our fifth generation Ed Parker with one of his Herefords.
Our fifth-generation farmer Ed Parker with one of his Herefords. Moo!

by Laura Parker Roerden

1. Researchers have discovered that cows tend to face either magnetic north or south when grazing or resting, regardless of the sun’s position or the wind’s direction. Why cows do this remains a mystery.

2. Cows have regional accents. After a group of dairy farmers noticed their cows had different moos, language specialists determined that cows in herds generally share the same sound to their vocalizations. Check out Jo-Erl Farm’s cows Massachusetts accent here. (Okay, with a little RI thrown in there; I think I heard a “cawl” that rhymes with Pawl in there.)

3. You can’t “tip” a cow. Really. A 2005 study at the University of British Columbia concluded that tipping a cow would require an exertion of 2,910 newtons of force; meaning that a 4’7” cow pushed at an angle of 23.4 degrees relative to the ground would require the equivalent strength of 4.43 people to tip the poor thing over.

4. Cows have been trained to play football in Moscow circuses.

5. Researchers have found that if you name a cow and treat her as an individual, she will produce almost 500 more pints of milk a year.

6. Cows spend 10 to 12 hours a day lying down.

7. Researchers have confirmed that cows have favorite friends and become stressed when they are separated.

cowssmall8. Cows have almost panoramic, 360-degree vision, allowing them to watch for predators or humans from all angles. Translation: It’s nearly impossible to sneak up on them, would-be cow tippers.

9. A cow can climb up the stairs, but cannot climb down. This is because her knees cannot bend properly.

10. Dairy cows can produce up to 125 lbs of saliva a day. (Ewww.)

By the way, I will never, ever forget the look on my father’s face when I told him about cow tipping. But I’ll save that for another post.

Hay, before you go, got a few moo minutes for some cow humor?

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Farm Camp Chronicles: 1/27/14

By Evan Maietta and Gabby Morrow

It was 28 degrees here at Jo-Erl Farm today. It gets pretty cold up here on the hill. We had our full “Farm Camp” crew of eight people, which is pretty unusual since everyone’s schedules are so different.

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Even with his chicken eyes, Evan couldn’t find Mucky.

We tried to clear any debris from the lower pasture, but being so cold, we took a poll and the majority voted against staying outside. We made our way into the Free-Stall Barn to check on the cows and then Ben, our youngest farm camp member, fell off the top of the hay and got a nose bleed.

After that incident, we ventured into the chicken coop, to collect eggs and put new pine shavings in the nesting boxes. We soon realized that Mucky, one of our beloved silkie chickens, was missing! Almost crying, we split up, sending Maria, Eli, Lucas and Ben into the fields to search for her, as she tends to be a wanderer. Emily and Zach searched the front of the barn, and we stayed inside to double check. Soon realizing how stupid we’d been, we found Mucky safely tucked in a nesting box. In our defense it was dark and Mucky blends in pretty well. We all gave Mucky a hug and returned her to her new favorite spot, the bottom, rightmost nesting box, as silkies are not roosting-chickens.

After the whole Mucky situation was sorted out, we went to sort, weigh, and label the beef that had just come back from the butcher. Using our superior mathematical skills, we quickly finished the job and got the meat back in the freezers. It was now around six o’clock and we went back to the farmhouse for our weekly ritual of meat lovers and Mediterranean pizza.

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Gabby’s makeshift desk where she logged every piece of beef weighed and labelled.

This week’s MVP Farm Camp award went to myself, Evan, for starting this “Farm Camp Chronicles” feature on the farm blog and for managing farm camp in general.

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Wild, Wild Horses

by Laura Parker Roerden

“Wild horses couldn’t drag me away.” —the Rolling Stones

When I was growing up, our farm (then a dairy) was one of three farms on our hill. The other two were horse farms. The confines of these farms held a large gang of kids, who roamed the combined 200 acres of pastures and woods as if it were the wild, wild west and we were its deputies. All of us rode horses.

The lucky ones took riding lessons at Palmers horse farm, which had a proper English dressage arena, given in exchange for mucking stalls. The rest of us saddled up on our own horses and rode rag tag, grabbing onto saddle horns when the going got tough or muttering prayers to saints on necklaces once they or our hearts started bouncing too hard against our chests.

horses-1031259_1280Our horse was technically my sister Linda’s, who had used her hard earned cash to purchase a handsome chestnut-colored quarter horse named Bellboy. Along with my sister’s coming into teenager-hood, Bellboy brought a whole lot of excitement to our lives. There was a handsome farrier who came with ancient looking tools to shoe him; there was leather tack that required coats of beeswax to remain supple and waterproof; special brushes for his mane and tail; and the occasional vet visits. And then there was the luxury of riding whenever my sister would let me.

It turns out that telling someone to get right back on the horse is one of the worst pieces of advice you can give.

Linda was sixteen when she fell in love with my now brother-in-law Tom. Horses require steady streams of exercise, but that spring—the spring of Tom—Bellboy was not turned out as frequently as he would have liked. So I gladly picked up the slack. I was all of eleven.

One muddy spring day, when I could see that Bellboy was particularly agitated from a lack of exercise, I saddled him up to take him for a spin around our hay fields.

This is how I imagined I looked to people passing down our street:

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But this is how I really looked:

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Bellboy had reared up and took off like a flash throwing me off his back as if I were a clown at a rodeo. Only instead of a clean fall, my boot got stuck in the stirrup and I was being dragged.

Hooves were coming down all around me.

It took more than a few rounds before I realized just how in peril I was and started dodging the hooves and protecting my head with my arms. All I could think was what an embarrassing way to die.

My mother came running out of the farmhouse with a towel in her arms, screaming STOP. But it was my sister’s call to the horse that finally worked.

While the memory of those hooves coming down around my head will live in my minds eye forever, I have no memory of those moments after the horse stopped. I assume someone helped get my foot out of the stirrup. I’m sure I eventually got up off the ground and walked back to the farmhouse. I do remember that my leather boot was cut clean through and that I had a bad rug burn on my ankle. But I was relatively unhurt.

I had fallen off the horse. But getting back on was not as simple as an act of will. It would be a good fifteen years later before I got back on a horse and many years after that before I’d realize that getting right back on a horse you’ve fallen from was about the worst advice you could give someone.

The year I did get back on the horse I had travelled to Kentucky for work. The kind trail ride owner whom I told my story to before she handed me the reigns of her gentlest horse laughed with good humor and understanding, but pointed out an important fact: “Well, you might have needed some riding lessons.”

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Laura Parker Roerden

Laura Parker Roerden is the founding director of Ocean Matters and the former managing editor of Educators for Social Responsibility and New Designs for Youth Development. She serves on the boards of Women Working for Oceans (W20) and Earth, Ltd. and is a member of the Pleiades Network of Women.